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With the new year setting in soon, and seeing the super excitement of 31st december, here comes a post on humans eternal love for socializing.

P.S. Thinkometer is on Christmas and New year leave.
I have always failed to understand as to how a person can happily spend Rs.5000/night to go and dance and booze at a place jam packed with thousands of other "yea! Its 31st!" people; just to say goodbye to a year full of recession and economic crisis! And even more, how we all love 31st December unanimously. :)

But I am not going to write about parties now. Lets consider the other side of new year.
Speaking about new year, family gatherings cannot be ignored. 'We are family, lets have fun together' is the mantra! My observation on big family gatherings are rather funny. And the analysis goes like this - All the people will meet at a gathering special family house. The gatherings are then divided into 4 sections, the children's, the aunties, the uncles, and the grandfather only section. Now there are various stages of these gatherings. The initial stage involves everybody sitting together i.e. all the 4 sections have a combined meet. After some time, the sections split apart with mutual unspoken understanding. The uncles get busy discussing business, outings, and share market (If you are a gujju that is). The aunties get busy with discussing children, food and observing each others accessories (Applicable to all ladies). The children get busy with tv, mobile phones and games. And last but not the least the grandfather section observes all the above 3 sections.
Not to forget the occasional overlapping of uncle,aunty and aunty,children section. Next comes the food time where again all the 4 sections come together.

The second last stage is the most amazing part. The stage that gives chance to demonstrate the skills of best photographer in the family. Yea! The Photo session!
What amuses me most is the obsession of people with family photo's. The camera with rolls were better coz then you just had limited photographs and we used each photo carefully. But now with digicams, the photo session stretches from day to night. And the photographs are taken in all combinations - all the sections separately (including the grandfather section :) ), all possible arithmetic and logical combinations of all the people inside each section, each family, different combo's of different couples etc. And I would highlight here is out of 50 pics taken, background of 49 pics would be same. (The grandfather section pic has a chair background)

The last stage is called "Goodbye stage" which lasts for another hour. The ladies of the family preserve 50% of their total conversation quota for saying bye. If this part was to be skipped, the gents would be relieved of waiting and ladies would faint due to non talking frustration.
And thus we all return happily with memories of one awesome family gathering.
Enough analysis for now. Got to go for a family gathering ;)
Cheers and Happy new year! :)


2012! So much is being said, debated and feared about this year. (Thinkometer: Knew something on 2012 was coming)

1** I have always admitted my predictability. :P**


From world famous NASA scientists to local wannabe rocket scientists; from Grammy winners to bathroom singers; from country presidents to building residents (Thinkometer: Good rhyme!); from Obama to Osama; every single human on this “3 years to live” planet has his say on 2012. So I thought why not write some crap on this as well. (Thinkometer: No need to mention crap. It’s understood) Huh! I was just being honest :P

As per the reverse countdown specialists, 21st Dec 2012 is the D-Day. (Thinkometer: Isn’t the wedding day also termed as D-Day?) Yes! Anything which has huge destructive non-reversible impact on any human can be termed as the D-Day. Ok, so going by the facts, the Mayan Calendar will end on the D-Day and thus the world will come to an end. And this won’t happen in a single day; we will face a lot of calamities before the D-Day. Now there is a thing with calamities, there is nothing called as biggest calamity happening these days, every new calamity seems to be different, bigger and more Calamitier (Thinkometer: So true, heavy rains caused the sewage to overflow and I lost my 5rs coin and almost swam my way out from that knee deep water) So big to be a calamity! I should have mentioned the innovativeness of calamities. *Sighs*


So I just made a random list of 20 things some people and group of people might want to do before 2012: (Thinkometer: You can’t complete a post without any lists. Can you? ) Refer 1**

  • Obama: I want to bring change at least by 20th Dec 2012!
  • Osama: Destroy USA before that stupid calamity does.
  • Bill Gates: Looking forward to release Windows 2010, 2011 and Windows Final! Boom!
  • China: Of all the things in the world to be destroyed in 2012, 99% should be ‘Made in China’
  • Pakistan: We don’t care about 2012, even if these talibani bastards allow us to survive till 2011, it would be a miracle!
  • Raj Thakrey: No external calamity can come to Maharashtra and trouble the Marathi manoos.
  • Karan Johar: I want to decide my sexual orientation at the earliest.
  • Atal Bihari Vajpayee: Zzzzzz
  • Sachin Tendulkar: Great feeling! I will retire only when the Earth retires
  • Emraan Hashmi: With 2012, I will “kiss” the world goodbye!
  • Himesh Reshamiya: I want to win the Oscar for best actor
  • Thinkometer: I should be involved in at least one sensible topic on this blog before 2012
  • Mayan souls who predicted 2012: We were kidding!

Sorry to interrupt but laziness has struck back! And I don’t want to waste any bit of being lazy in these last 3 years! (Thinkometer: Duh! You just said that the Mayans were kidding)

Err.. I was kidding ;)


That's what came to my mind when I saw this old, dust accumulated, spider webbed blog. Hadn't posted anything since a long time!



Actually I was struck by a super heavenly voice last night that made me remember that I once created a blog, which was now lying somewhere hidden below the mountain of big books and exams. Just then I said "Fikar not!" I am Back!

(Notice: All the guesses on readers thoughts will be attributed by "Thinkometer")
Well, this is kind of 'Landmark' post (Thinkometer: This guy hasn't even posted double digit posts and here he comes up with a landmark post! Awsum! ). Landmark because I am sitting on land and typing this post.. and at the same time I have got this ink mark on my lappy screen that I am trying to remove.

Spending weekends doing nothing and being alone is an amazing experience. It teaches you a lot of things. (Thinkometer : Right! Like remembering to revive your blog? :P"). You suddenly start giving importance to stuff you have not cared a damn about since a long time (Thinkometer : Haha.. guessed so!) Like cleaning up your room, sorting out dirty and clean clothes from the 100ft. pile, revisiting those long lost books.. actually only the book covers.., and sleep like a monster! At the same time it also teaches you to unlearn an important thing in life-'Taking bath'! (Thinkometer : Eww! :P ). Well its not that I don't like to take bath; infact sometimes I feel that if I was not a human, I would have been a merman! (Thinkometer: Isn't that a male counterpart of mermaid? ) Yeah! Thats right!
But face the reality! I am a human! :P
And this is the reason I have joined the "Save water campaign" with million other people in this world. Zillions of people don't even get proper drinking water and here we are, wasting water in taking a bath everyday! Even though the cleanliness obsessed part of your brain wont allow you to avoid taking a bath on weekday, make use of the wonderful weekends and join in for this noble cause!
Together, we can make a difference! :D
Cheerz!

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