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Disclaimer: The characters mentioned in this post are real people, and have got nothing to do with fiction. Any resemblance with any fictional character from start wars or any steven speilberg movie is purely coincidental.

Now here comes the post dedicated to 3... And yea these 3 are more bonded than the bond we feel when we hear "Bond... James Bond!"
On their constant request to share a space in my blog... and out of my personal interest in studying their behavior... Am writing this post. Actually I have always had this penchant to study extra terrestrial species :)
The 3 I am talking about are none other than the happiness, inspiration and purity!
(Thinkometer: He is trying to teach me the essence of life.. Baba Ramdev reincarnated) No I am not! :P
Note: As mentioned in my previous posts, All the guesses on readers thoughts will be attributed by "Thinkometer"

Now back to the topic, (Thinkometer: Topic? What topic? Ohh yes the 3!) Right.. The 3!
To start with all the 3 have this point of highly energized extra magnetic extra gravity signal transmitting body controlling reactor.... Phew!
This point is activated when they see each other and shout each others names with "passionate happiness" (Thinkometer: Now this is some interesting term) Thanks, I discovered it.. you see scientific study leads to a lot of innovation ;)
Ya so back to the topic, both their hands go up horizontally and are positioned forward almost 90 degree with respect to face, and as I said the body control is activated and the legs start running in the direction of the opposite highly magnetic highly gravitational reactor. (Thinkometer: Has the topic shifted to the study of nuclear reactors?) That was stupid! To remind you, am talking about how happiness, inspiration and purity greet each other.
Ya so once these reactors are within close proximity of each other they collide or coincide or clash or dash or whatever you want to call it and the excitement chambers go to a sleep mode for like 5-10 seconds. I sometimes worry that the inspiration and purity might crush happiness. (Thinkometer: Yes! We all like small happiness in life) Exactly! And the happiness here is actually "Small" :)
The next thing is the reactor wakes up again and forces the brain chamber of the body to give a peck on cheeks of the other 2!
And after they have exchanged 3*2=6 pecks, that they proceed towards the next step. (Thinkometer: 3*2=6 was awesome! Can't believe you have actually learnt that!) Thank you. MBA teaches me a lot you see :)
So let me describe the last and final big step, the reactors now control the hand and pull them towards the cheek of the other 2, or sometimes its just the closest person standing next to the hand. The hand starts pulling the cheek... looks nice.. but sometimes I feel that it might just ripoff or come out or get detached.. especially that of happiness and purity :P
But then, the magnetic levels in them are much more than the pains of life.. or rather shames of life :D
(Thinkometer: Shame what?) Ohh sorry! I forgot to mention, all the above phenomenon happens at any random location! No matter where they are or how many people are around, the world is ignored when the reactors are turned on. I am more than amazed to see the dedication with which these ritual is followed every time the 3 meet. And the way in which everyone is ignored, sometimes I even doubt the existence of 100 people who are around.. I feel as if its just my belief!
Inside Secret: Purity gets all conscious sometimes when I am seen staring at the entire process. Happiness is rarely seen, since its always the inspiration or purity that overshadow happiness. Literally! :D
(Thinkometer: I can't get an iota out of this crap!) I know, and for all the dumbs trying to figure out what the above post was about, It was a technical description of how 3 girls meet!
Now aren't you amazed to find this out after reading all the above nonsense? I am! :D
But then, this is the power of 3! ;)
Special thanks to Happiness, Inspiration and Purity for making this post possible.


The most creative minds shine when a college lecture is on - Chaitik Doshi, 2009.

Waking up every morning and reaching lectures with 'eyes wide shut' has been a routine now. Most of the time, it is the superficial non-audible voice that tells me "You have taken enough efforts my son! Its high time that your brain start working in right direction" and I give up on what the lecturer has to say for the rest of the day. All I can see is a person moving back and forth who is trying to say something... and 59 people holding their eyes open to stare at that person.

Amidst all this , I thought of ACTUALLY doing something nice... and couldn't resist myself to share the masterpiece here..
Location : Room no. 312
Venue : LIBA
Lecture : Legal Environment of Business a.k.a Law
Time : 8.15 am ( Read - Very very early morning )
Ambiance : Divine, calm, and serene.

Jingle on Law ( Original work ) :
Contract Contract Contract Contract
If not contract, there is an act,
Sitting in the class since 8 'O Clock,
Studying law with sleepy flock

Merger waiver null and void,
Is there someway to avoid,
Everything seems to be a rewind,
Peacefully switching off my mind

Day dreaming with open eyes,
Hungry for dosa and sambar rice,
Sitting on last bench with introspection,
With a hope of seeking reincarnation!

*Self Applause and self standing Ovation!
Thank you .... Thank you! ;)


Well you done done me and you bet I felt it
I tried to be chill but you're so hot that I melted
I fell right through the cracks
And now I'm trying to get back - Jason Mraz :)

Now if I dint write about this, it would be an insult to the place I went to a week back.
Discovery : Breathtaking places / pools / ponds / waterfalls / mountains / valleys...
Location : Venkateshwara National Park / Talakona, Andra Pradesh, India
More Precisely : Earth!

The pictures wont give the feel, you have to be there to believe it. Even if I say I saw Albertosaurus, Barosaurus, Muraenosaurus, Riojasaurus and a few other dinosaur species there.. you wont trust me I know! :)

Never knew my super desperate attempts to run away to mountains and jungles would land me here! I went with a group called CTC (Chennai Trekkers Club), a total of 19 people for the journey. And the fact that I did not know 18 people added to the "That's cool!" statement ;)

The journey was great and the trek was awsumly organized. This place was discovered with the help of GPS and Google maps! Techno freaks... Phew! :)
The total duration of our "Jurassic Park" journey was 54 hours. Each day we trekked for around 12 hours. And for the entire route, we were greeted with ponds and waterfalls every hour!

With this, I knew I was set for a world record.
After my repeated attempts of avoiding it, I finally managed to do what I had never imagined I would do in my 100 year life... In 2 days, I took a bath for a mind numbing 9 times! All thanks to the super awsum waterfalls and the crystal clear water that seduced me to take off my clothes and embrace em all the time!

Our base camp for the overnight stay was a place near a flowing stream with mini waterfalls and big valley on both the sides. The moon light and the starry night along with cool breeze and noise of flowing water made it all perfect! We had maggi soups and noodles for the dinner, had a nice camp fire and slept off.
But god did not like this perfect situation much I think...
It was 2.15am, a cold night.. and suddenly rain gods remembered us. It started pouring! We had to get up quickly, pack our bags and get into a makeshift tent. After around 45 minutes, the sky ran out of water and we decided to sleep again. The only small problem was that everything was wet now. But the call of sweet dreams is too tempting after a tiring day, and all this doesn't matter much. :)

Overall, the trek was one of the most amazing treks of my 200 year life. (P.S. I know I wrote 100 before.. am just being a bit optimistic here :P )
Ciao!

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