Why do people run? Why do people run on streets of Mumbai? Why do people run at 6.45am!? Why do people run the eternal 21 and 42 kms which would make even the healthiest of souls giveup on running!? Why do people pay 300 bucks for doing all this? Why O Why?
With the stroke of midnight, when India Rose, to 2009, I thought "What a Life! New year.. new hopes.. new excitement... new recycled brain... new new new *phew!!"
And along with all new things.. came in new year RESOLUTIONS (like buy 1 get 1 free)
Now I have prepared my list of new year resolution.. dunno if I wont be able to complete some, but will try my bestest ;)
The "unbreakable" NEW YEAR RESOLUTIONS OF 2009:
1. I won't make any resolutions in 2009 :)
2. I won't break any resolutions in 2009 :)
3. I will not reveal my resolutions to anyone. They are highly confidential!
4. I will stop wearing my 15 yr old clothes... they have been pleading for retirement since a decade.
5. I will be more serious! That means less jokes and even less sense of humor :(
6. I will visit a rehab after I become successful in being serious. And say "Why so Serioussssssss!" :D
7. Every morning, I will pray for all the souls who have to bear me and my crap throughout the day.
8. I won't play any prank on anyone (*Applicable only on Sunday's)
9. I will get a haircut more frequently.. and thus make the barber a millionaire ;)
10. I will minimize the use of my cell phone (Will only use it for calls and sms)
11. I will fall in love.. and again.. and again... (Hopefully with the same gal in entire 2009!!)
12. I will visit Laddakh! (To have one cuppa hot coffee there)
13. I will eat less cheese (*Not applicable when I am in hotels)
14. I will keep a check on my flabs (No harm in just keeping a check eh) ;)
15. I will re-re-re-re-re-re-re-join the gym! :D
16. I will not sleep for more than 9 hours daily!
17. Instead of taking my bike, I will try to walk when I go to any place less than 2 minutes away from my house.
18. I will eat less sweets (This is my last and final step to avoid getting diabetes in future!)
19. I will get in shape (P.S. Round is also a shape)
20. I will not procrastinate things... (Will set the upper limit to just 8-9 days)
21. I will not fight with any Indian, we already have crore things to fight for.
22. I will torture and make at least one terrorist commit suicide out of self depressing super frustration, and make them "AK-47 phobic", "Grenade phobic" , "hostage phobic", and "India phobic"
23. I will keep my resolution list short and sweet :)