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Ladies and Gentlemen, after a long week (full of 7 days), here I am to write about life changing, reality altering, heart thumping, inception inducing, belly wobbling (ok am running out of these adjectives now) - trip to Japan! *drumrolls*

By the way did I mention our Noodles adventure on our 1st day in Japan? Ahhhh! Old age has just started to catch-up I guess. We visited this place on 3rd floor of a random building in Shinjuku and ordered vegan noodles (Fun fact - It was a Halal place serving vegan food. Animals would be ROFLing in heaven). Now we decided to order 2 normal noodles and 1 with a customized spice level of 4. I have decided to use some pictorial liberties to give you some feels and chills about what we experienced to become the most experienced Japanese Indians to ever come out of Japan. Some of us even championed the art of using chopsticks :D


Back to the above image, the confidence of conquering spice level 4 comes from our Indian DNA (after all we belong to the land of spices & Kamasutra *ahem*). So one of our dear friends took the lead in sacrificing himself. He burnt to ashes and even after a round of resurrection he could spit fire from his mouth and smoke from his @$$. I wonder what spice level 10 would do to humankind.


Moving on, after a good night's sleep, it was time to plan or at least try to plan our Day 2 *tadaaaa*
We decided to head to Asakusa. That is the maximum we could plan for the day as it covers the immediate 3-4 hours of our life, anything beyond this would be far fetched planning. So Asakusa is a beautiful district famous for its shrine named Senso-ji and the surrounding area of this shrine is full of walkways for eating and shopping. As I mentioned earlier, Tokyo has the most extensive and multi connected network of metro trains so it is very easy to commute provided we understand from where to enter the stations, which way to go, what line to catch and where to get down. God bless the creator of Google maps and google translate - if these were not there, we would be required to do a 3 month crash course of Japanese language and fail miserably even after that!
Back to Asakusa experience - we had our pit stop at one of the restaurants serving vegan food. The name of the restaurant is 'Okonomiyaki/monja shiraiwa Asakusa' *rolls his eyes*. The only reason I am able to write all these names is because of my kind friends who made a note of these places (and they eat Chyawanprash too for good memory). We had one of the most delicious and soul touching meal and sochu oolang (Japanese tea) at this place (highly recommended). With a satisfied stomach and a calm mind, we literally experienced the zen state of mind and realized why all of such stuff originates from Japan - maybe the food :) 


We did lots of walking (I literally mean lots - we clocked almost 20k steps walking in Japan everyday). I was always curious how come the Japanese were not obese in general and I realized this at the end of each day we spent there. We reached the shrine area, took some photos and were curious to see who the Japanese worship. Had not seen any religious shops, prayers, clothes etc. unlike India where we are heavily dominated by our religions. There were no preachers, no monks - we saw a fountain (maybe with some holy water) where everyone was drinking water and taking pics while drinking water. Then there was a 'luck game' (at least that's what I would call it) where you need to put 100 yen, pick a random stick from a stack of sticks, check the random number on the selected stick and then open one out of the hundreds of drawers with that specific number. Take a paper from the drawer and it has a prediction for your life. If you find that the prediction is not good, don't worry - you can fold the paper and tie it around the pipes and try your luck again. Japanese people like gamification of everything they do - they have done that in their shrines too.

We had a very fascinating time here and still don't know who they worship :D


After all of this, we decided to plan another 3-4 hours of the day and the question was what next. The natural answer was we head back to our rooms and sleep (still recovering from jet lags). However Pikachu almighty had some other plans - as soon as we were about to reach the station entrance, one of our friends saw a beautiful pier by the river (Azumabashi Pier) and my dear friends this is how our heart conquers our mind and body. We instantly decided that this was the place of our calm in the storm, our redemption, our water in the coconut (ok am running out of adjectives again). It was indeed a beautiful walk and one of my biggest learning from such experiences in the times of google, planning, AI itineraries etc. is to keep our eyes and mind open - you never know when you would stumble upon a place you never expected to visit. This is the place where we realized one more fact about Japan - there is no dust - either on the roads, or on walkways. Such AQI can be dangerous to health if your lungs are not used to such levels of pure oxygen. 


Finally, we decided that we will visit the Akihabara Electric town for the evening. This is the holy grail for all the game loving, anime loving, electronics loving people. There are muti storey shops on anime movies, games, souvenir & porn *ahem*. This area looks straight out of an anime movie too - tall buildings, bright neon lights, large billboards and people walking their way away from obesity. 


Another fun fact about Japan - Due to limited real estate, they have constructed stores, cafes, restaurants all in tall vertical buildings. So there is a chance that there would exist an awesome bar on the 12th floor of a building. There is no way to even know about these places apart from the boards (often in Japanese) at the entrance of each building and of course Google map listings. 

There are many Cosplay bars too in this area where girls dress up in some themes like anime, outer space etc. and engage with guests in a role playing manner. We did not visit these - not our cup of tea (or sake). Instead we hit a jackpot with a bar on 5th floor of some building - the Beer pong bar grove. Due to a weekday, we had the entire place to us and this bar had karaoke, jenga and dart games. What more would the boys need than all of these with drinks. We sang our heart out and played dart like the great Dart Vader! 

Happy and tipsy, we navigated the metro trains again (like a magic maze) and reached our Airbnb with a mandatory stopover at seven eleven. Every day, we would visit seven eleven, or family mart at least 5-6 times - there was an odd satisfaction of just being there and checking out all the stuff they sold. Back to our rooms, we continued with our sessions about politics, world and life in general and then we called it a day.  

That's the end of day 2. Damn! I thought I would finish this in 2 parts but I may have to make it like an entire season with 6 parts. Will be back soon *hold your Sake*



When life gives you trips, make it trippy! 

Such awesome and random thoughts have inspired me to get back to writing just when 2025 is about to end (that fulfills my 2025 resolution and 2026 resolution both)

What better way to bring in our visionary 40s than to visit a nation of tiny eyed people! We zeroed in on Japan since it was in the middle (of nowhere) and equidistant (far enough) for everyone so not one person feels that they din't get to travel much (so much of travel justice & equality). 

Before every such trip, there is a planning phase - what do we carry, day to day plans, places to visit, places to eat, things to do etc. We completely skipped this phase! 
Me carrying some Indian snacks for everyone was the biggest trip planning 'feels' to have happened to everyone on Whatsapp. 
Fun fact: Out of 8 people expected to visit, only 6 could make it since the other 2 did not get a visa on time. Just FYI - The primary reason for selecting Japan was their easy visa process :D

Another Fun fact: Out of the 6 people who finally made it, 2 'almost' got cancelled at the last minute since Indigo decided to get grounded during that time. But I guess God almighty (would have been Pikachu instead of God if we had been in Japan) had some different plans for all of us :)

Now comes the most interesting part, especially for those who plan to visit Japan and also for those who want to read this article instead of visiting Japan and save some money (just kidding! you got to visit Japan!)
We did a 6 night trip in December 2025 when Japan is cold, windy, Christmasy, Earth quaky and Tsunami like.

3 out of the 6 Avengers assembled in Mumbai as we have booked ANA tickets to Tokyo. Now the baggage allowance is 46 kg and carrying anything less than the allowed limit would be a crime as per my wired brain. So here I was carrying 2 suitcases for the trip - 1 with food (for the hungry and needy people) and 1 with clothes (for the cold and shivery people). Pulling over these 2 big bags, I met my 2 friends at the Airport and was looking out for their big suitcases - they were backpacking and did not even have a check-in bag (facepalm moment)!

So after an 8 hour movie binging and sleepy flight, we landed in Narita airport near Tokyo. Airports are our first impression about a place or a country; but for Japan its not their Airports - Its their Toilets. You read that right! The country seems to have spent a majority of its technology & innovation budget in building the most comfortable Toilets in the world (and I am not exaggerating). As soon as we landed, we walked in to one of these on the Airport and I was instantly in love with what I experienced. The toilets have a controller with multiple buttons and each button has its own magical spell. From warm seats to lights to music to 'surgical strike' like jet sprays to sanitizers, it has it all. (Phew!) This fascination was a good enough reason for us to lose count of time to an extent that only my bag was left on the conveyor belt and all other passengers had moved on in life :)

Immigration took some time as there were multiple tiny eyed people entering Japan along with us (not enough eye diversity I must say). There is one interesting thing that the immigration experience prepared us for days to come - standing in queue. People of Japan are taught to stand in queue even before they are born and they have queues everywhere - a queue to get in a queue too! (evil laughs from Indians :D)

Now the best part about the boys trip is randomness that comes with planning. We were aimless once we were past the immigration since none of us had planned anything. And since the other 3 Avengers were supposed to join us after 5 hours or so, we decided to proceed to our Airbnb in Shinjuku. Commuting in Japan is a breeze once you make peace with their metro train network, Google maps and google translate. We got the Suica travel card and hopped onto one of the trains going towards Shinjuku (changed the line at Nihombashi). 
Fun Fact - Standard checkin time in Japan is 4PM and checkout is 10AM. They need 6 hours to cleanup the rooms (maybe they would be renovating and painting too before each checkin). You can request to drop in your luggage before checkin or store the luggage in any of the lockers available across multiple locations in Japan - we chose the former option and proceeded to see Shinjuku city especially the area near Shinjuku station. 

Shinjuku has one of the best night vibes in Tokyo and it is mesmerizing enough to just stand and watch the crossings and 3D billboards. The rest of the gang united here and thus marked the official beginning of the Hood trip 2025. After randomly roaming the streets of Shinjuku, we decided to visit Golden-gai for drinks and it was unlike any area we had seen before. Think of an area with 200-300 bars and each bar is the size of a 100 square feet room equipped to accommodate a bar tender and 6-7 people. Had never seen or experienced cozy bar setups at such a scale before. So we picked one and had a great time since the bar lady was playing our favourite rock songs. 
Must appreciate her inter personal skills since she gave all kinds of facial expressions and even laughed at our jokes when we were talking among us. Fun fact - We were talking in Hindi and she did not understand a word :)

End of the day we brought the party to our room. Now the funny thing about that and the rest of the days on this trip was that the sunset was at 4.45PM everyday and it used to become dark immediately so our end of the day plans were pretty elongated. Back to the room, we had a lot to catch-up and talk about and also time for me to get the rabbit out of the hat (**drumrolls**) - Had got a customized hoodie for all of us for this trip. Plan was to print a word 'Konnichiva' (meaning good day) printed on the front and 'Hood' on the back. My brilliant brain decided to consult Perplexity AI to create a Japanese translation of these words too so that the hoodie would have a Japanese feel to it. And unlike any AI, this one did not hallucinate normally but did so very creatively and gave a completely random Japanese text that did not have anything to do with what I intended to print. Fun Fact - I blindly printed what AI gave me (as it looked nice visually) and realized the hallucinated Japanese text after the hoodie was distributed to everyone in the room.

We had deep conversations around AI, world, health, philosophy and life and of course one important topic - this trip was all the more exciting for all of us as one of our friends was getting married (yes he has had a peaceful life for so long) and we were all pumped up for the grand bachelors that we have been waiting for 100 years now!  

That brings us to the end of Day 1. More on this trip soon. Stay tuned.

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