This time I will make complete sense out of this post. I promise. (Thinkometer: And I trust you?!) Err… yes, whatever
In the time when world economy is going ‘Jack and Jill went down the hill’, when disasters strike nations left right and center, when PM’s are getting arrested for being extra lusty, when hackers are sparing no organizations to steal data, when CEO’s are going behind the fences for scandals (Thinkometer: MMS scandals?), when entire nations are going bankrupt, I ask one question “Where has sanity gone?” (Thinkometer: How lame!)
It may sound lame but think about it. Is it just everyone else or are we going crazy too? For example let me start with a list of things that are the stepping stones towards insanity
- Realizing you are already insane before reading below
- Feeling that the world will end in 2012 and planning to pursue a trip to Hollywood to check if Pamela Anderson has real implants
- Still hoping that Obama will bring change
- Joining every possible social network out there thinking we might still find new friends. The truth is that it’s the same set of people that keep bumping everywhere
- Gifting your wife a barrel of crude oil as the most precious gift on your 25th anniversary
- Seriously thinking of hacking as a career option
- Believing that Apple with bail out the US economy
- Listening to Justin Bieber on full volume
- Organizing a slut walk in Bangkok
- Considering a Rs.1000 cr. scam to be too small and pity the culprit
- Travelling in Air India without praying
- Travelling in Air India after praying
- Asking your employer to sign a ‘No firing’ agreement
- Banging into railway platform pillars to reach Hogwarts
- Disagreeing to any of the above point
(Thinkometer: I object my lord!) Objection over ruled :)
